Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?