What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
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How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
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