What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why was the spider so smart?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Where does laundry go to college?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?