What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
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