What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?