Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?