What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What table can you never sit at?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Who invented fractions?
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