Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What does the sun drink out of?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What is another name for a cow?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?