Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Who invented fractions?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?