What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where are average things manufactured?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?