What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What time of day was Adam created?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a peanut in space?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?