Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a dog in space?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How long will dinner be?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
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