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What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?