Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What do you call a dog in space?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?