What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
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