My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Are baby skunks cute?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why are scissors so forgiving?