How did the vampire start his letter?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What kind of bird can write?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What is blue and not heavy?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?