Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What's a forklift?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

How do you wash a lamb?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?