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A beer and a mop.
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When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
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What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
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What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is the tallest building in the world?
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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
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