What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
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