What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What's E.T. short for?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?