Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?