What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?