What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
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