If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?