What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
It's Crowded!
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
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