What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

How do bees get to school?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?