Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which former US President was always cold?
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