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What sport can waiters play really well?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

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Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

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