Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
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