Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What siblings are always sad?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

If you need help building an ark..

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What game does a rabbit always win?