Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

If you need help building an ark..

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

A book just fell on my head.

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did one plate say to the other?