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What do British people and golfers have in common?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

How does a witch play loud music?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

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