What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Can February March?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Which founding father loves to sing?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

When does a horse talk?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?