Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What animal styles their hair every day?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

A book just fell on my head.

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?