What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

When should you start writing a book?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?