What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

When do mice play every day?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?