Why did the echo get detention?

Where does laundry go to college?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

How long will dinner be?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Which president loved to take baths?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?