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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

He gave her a ring.

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What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
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What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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