Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the computer run out of money?