What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do minions always put in their salads?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?