Why did the baseball player go to jail?

I'm not a bad putter.

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?