What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How do automobiles fly?
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