What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
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Why are cars magic?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
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