Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call a silly hill?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?