What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
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How did groundhogs get their name?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
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