Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?