What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What did the confused bee say?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?