How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Where would you find an elephant?