What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?