Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why are all priests fit?