What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?