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Why did the goal post get angry?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How does a barber get to work?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

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Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

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How does a taco bless the table?

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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?