When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What is a table you can eat?

What's the politest month?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?