What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

How do frogs get to work?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?