What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
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Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do mice need oiling?
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