What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
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What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
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What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
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