What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What fairy loves to count?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?