What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What animal styles their hair every day?
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