Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What's black and white and red all over?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do fairies always drink?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What siblings are always sad?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?