What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Where are average things manufactured?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do trees keep as a pet?