Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why do cats love to work?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?