What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?