What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How are mountains able to see?
What shape is bad at driving?
A book just fell on my head.
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you say to a really good barista?
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