What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What day is your mom always right?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?