Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What cartoon character loves insects?

How does cardboard get its workout in?