What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

The museum curator needed a break.

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?