Why do bees buzz?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What is the opposite of coffee?