How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What's good for both poker and theater?

How do automobiles fly?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?