What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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