What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do billboards talk?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
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