What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
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