What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
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Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
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What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
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