Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?