Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?