What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What school subject really rocks?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?