Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What British bugs are the best singers?