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Fo' drizzle.
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why was the musician arrested?
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What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
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When is a black dog not a black dog?
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