How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?