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What building always gets stains on it?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What is the best Christmas present ever?