What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?