What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is the color of the wind?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
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