What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

How did the tree feel in spring?

How do you talk to a giant?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What is the color of the wind?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?