Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?