Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?