What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Which former US President was always cold?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why is summer always sad?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why do pigs tell jokes?