Which former US President was always cold?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call a silly hill?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?