What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
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Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the sickly elevator say?
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Which family member is always relieved?
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Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
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