What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
Where do polar bears vote?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where do vampires keep their money?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What is the smallest lion?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
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