Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?