What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did autumn say to summer?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What math figure is also in the band?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

How is life like toilet paper?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.