What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which computer won the talent show?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What does a lion call an antelope?