Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do cats wear to work?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do trees wear to the lake?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do bees chew?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?