Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you call octopus twins?