What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do ducks have for lunch?