Which musician loves to make chili?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?