What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
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