What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Families are like fudge.
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