Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?