Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?