What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

How do trees get access to the internet?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?