What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Which state is the cleanest?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?