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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do math teachers eat?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?