What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What's the noisiest food?

Why are goats so funny?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?