Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What day never takes itself seriously?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?