What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Which animals make the best football players?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

How long will dinner be?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why are winter days great?