Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

How long will dinner be?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

People are so hard on car mechanics.