I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?