Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?