People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is the most adorable season?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!