People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do stars go to college?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
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