What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

When does a horse talk?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?