People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
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