Where do actors go to pray?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

If you need help building an ark..

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why was the bee sad?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Which hot drink loves golf?