What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?