What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What birds always travel in twos?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Where do ships always get stuck?