What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What vegetables make the best music?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Where do hamsters come from?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?