What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
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