What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Which cats love to be petted?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?