If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why are books always so angry?