What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What insect runs away from everything?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why are bakers also often hippies?