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What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

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How long will dinner be?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

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