Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?