What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do you care for a sick bird?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
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