What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?