How did the pirate call his mother?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do fish use for glasses?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?