What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
It's allergy season again?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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