What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
How do chickens leave the highway?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What season begins with a thud?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where do stars go to college?
I broke my finger!
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