What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Which subject has two parts?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
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