What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
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