What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
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Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why are stones so good at music?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
The museum curator needed a break.
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Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
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