Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?