Why do runners watch so much TV?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What school subject really rocks?

Where do actors go to pray?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?