Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What type of car do planets buy?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?