What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?