What do you call a hairless poodle?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What kind of bee do teachers love?