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What do you call a puppy with a fever?

The museum curator needed a break.

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What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

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What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

How does dinner smell?

How do automobiles fly?

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Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

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What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?