How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which animal is the most religious?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Do dads always snore?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
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