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A lawn moo-er.
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What dog loves to take bubble baths?
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Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
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Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do plants hate algebra?
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