What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
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