What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Who invented fractions?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
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