Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

How are mountains able to see?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?