What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
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